when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist
hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security
It’s mindboggling that there are 14 year olds on tumblr who think, speak and have skills on par with adults.
We read about 14 year olds sitting university exams or making scientific discoveries no matter what country or class they live in.
And then you get 14 year olds like this.
White kids need round-the-clock chaperones apparently.
bitch can’t even spell al qaeda right tho
This is Scarlett Johansson at a beach in Hawaii.
She is one of the most gorgeous women in the world and a huge sex symbol. She isn’t totally skinny, she only has a thigh gap if she stands with her legs apart and she has cellulite and stretch marks on her thighs and butt. Does she give a fuck? No!
Regardless of all this, she’s absolutely gorgeous. There’s nothing wrong with cellulite, or stretch marks, or not having a perfectly flat stomach, you are beautiful and these things are normal.
I just wanted you all to see somebody who isn’t “perfect”, is still incredibly beautiful and doesn’t care about her stretch marks.
This legitimately just made me feel 1,000x better. I am a perfectionist about every aspect of my life, and sometimes it’s hard for me to recognize that nobody is or can be perfect.
I’m pretty sure I have reblogged this before but I just love this so much. Scarlett is one of my favorite women of all time.
i love being in people’s dreams
well unless i get killed or something
Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Nathan started head banging while singing demons. I can’t get over this boy
26 Male Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them
This needs more notes.
no one seems to care if they are guys
reminder that rape and sexual abuse happens to everyone, not just girls
I think the disturbing part is how very similar the threats are.
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
the solar system map nearly killed me
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
me as a teacher tbh